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They didn’t even know it’s what they had been waiting for. Tim and Kevin - they would have to come up with their female bimbo names later - instantly knew that Mark had had the right idea. Why had they doubted him? They were destined to be
They used to do things in and by the pool when they went away on vacations. They would wait until it got dark and there’s nobody around. Her ex would then start to peel off her bikini and enjoy her body.
I didn’t realize when I got them they would be as on display as they are currently.
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Does anyone have any canon!verse Merlin/Arthur fics they would recommend...?
to be honest fawnlock isn’t really my bag but i also think people can draw whatever they fucking want
I’d like to watch a sweaty Friendship Tussle between Ember and Gilda
I held it until my family member left! … like the adult I am!!… .. but Maybe I leaked a few time while they were here… and maybe I shamelessly ran out the door as soon as they left to finally pee cause I couldn’t wait anymore.. B-but I’m
omokittyx3: Expanding on wolf/doggie boy omo (though half of these could apply to cat boys and other kemonomimis of your liking): - gulping down too many drinks at a time without considering they would have to pee later - then getting angry when
cumaeansibyl: stellasgibson: Finally a man who knows what he’s talking about. Daniel Craig would probably be the first to agree to this tbh female bond please omg. That would be the fucking best
Yeah I mean one thing I wouldn’t mind changing up about the retail life sometimes is how it’s expected that you’ll (usually) get your 2 days off every week but they’ll never be in a row. Either it’s a fortunate scheduling
neurodivergent-crow: dicknurse: straight-off-the-deep-end: WAFER!!! ❤ Not For Sale they should charge ũ per 5 minutes of petting wafer, they would be R I C H
photographicpornography: evil-dead-head: bud-of-the-bud: Look how cool my new underwear is! Also, I’m curious. How many of you have a problem with the word panties? I feel like a lot of people have told me they don’t like saying it. i need a
tzysk: A cover variant I drew for Regular Show #15, which you can buy here or possibly at your local shop~ It was inspired by Voyage dans la Lune and they used the sepia version and I’m super happy about it :) Boom! Studios i loved drawing them in
Someone said "Are you really so stupid to think that Africa has the same technological advances as us? If they did they would probably have clean water and not live in houses made of sticks and mud. Get over yourself and stop being so ignorant.".....
mimicryisnotmastery: theboycourt: So among a whole lot of other things, the white media is just going to ignore the fact that this man is dating a fucking middle schooler. They not gonna paint his trifling, unrepentant white ass as a thug either,
hvit-ravn: fili king under the mountain and prince kili (if battle of five armies would end in different way, of course. i’m so sorry mr.tolkien, but i have my own end of this story, because your hurt too much)
paychiri: he probably would’ve loved his grandson so much tho
robotsandsodapop replied to your photo “Look I had to draw them ago”they would be EXCELLENT friendsI can honestly say they would be
gameboygirl: allinternationalnews: Colorado Lunch Lady Fired for Giving Kids Free Meals Says She’d Do It Again http://ift.tt/1JoLWZu from the article:…“I would have kids start crying when I told them they didn’t have money in their account
samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they
lissanaria: destinyrush: teealwayschillin: nevaehtyler: this is iconic This shit is so hilarious Dude: Do you wanna get married?Girl: Yes.Dude: …..I gotta….. I died lmao. That’s what they get for catcalling. Dumbass motherfuckers.
owlmylove: baruyon: I’m not sure if these would be considered selkies. I just felt like drawing seal-mermaids… imagine how cuddly they would be j_j i love this i loVE THIS I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
owlmylove: avvadakedavvra: disneyprincessdreams: anniephantom: why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it that hasnt stopped any corporations before #SHOTS FIRED
yeliw: release-the-reins: too-stoned-to-remember: My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs ITS SMILING mermaid dogs
search-the-castle: yeliw: release-the-reins: too-stoned-to-remember: My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs ITS SMILING mermaid dogs MERMAID DOGS
believeinprongs: I wonder if Hogwarts kids ever did presentations. Harry and Ron would totally pair up every time and you know they would end their presentations with “so…yeah.”
sassydragon: but imagine if we had tiny little dragons the size of puppies and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are
disowns: i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it
tobaccoes: Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.
damnselfly: quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would
bunbijou: i’m glad ants dont know how big jupiter is or they would be fucked up about it. i was fucked up about it. jupiter is huge
pussyxriot: THIS IS SUCH AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF CATS IF CATS COULD TALK THIS IS WHAT THEY WOULD SAY
cocolooo: i like how in fanfiction we always describe a character’s orgasm face as the most poetically beautiful thing to grace god’s earth when in reality they would probably be like “DEAN”“I’M COMING”
destieldrabblesdaily: patrcolvs: if they would be writing the show “the way the story takes them” destiel would’ve become canon a long time ago
kinkshamer69: the worst types of people on the planet are those nerdy kids who used to get bullied in school & when they told their parents they would jst say “it doesn’t matter bc in 20 years they’re going to be working for you” instead
pizzaotter: apoquesblog: hobgoblinhero: sassy-spoon: aquaristlifeforme: They would do this for anyone’s shoe. I dont feel special. otters: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE?! pizzaotter The little twirl upside down omfg!
marauders4evr: Remember when Yahoo bought Tumblr a few years ago but they promised that they would keep the two websites separate? ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ
druidquest: weavemunchers: even if girls did have pillow fights @ sleep overs why do ppl assume they would be cute/sexy … If we’re pillow fighting it’s going to be a straight up brawl there will b no boundaries. I will try to pillow punt you into
kataraasbitch:(modern au?? kinda?? i like modern aus where everybody is just. ok and. having fun. jsfjdgjdg) i keep thinking of this double date for kataang and zukka @ some amusement part or whatever u call it in english. and. i think they would have
So… I drew Ezreal and Garen on typical outfits they would be wearing if they were the 80% of League of Legends girls ｡◕ ‿ ◕｡
beautiful-illusion-wonder: ガンバレ、日本！！ in which they play for Japanese soccer team
They would be so surprised. I don’t even think they would reject me but I’m still so scared.
Would anyone be upset if we reblogged old reminders?
piikeo: if they would just kiss on screen all my problems would disappear(also sorry this sketch is kinda blegh)
I’m just saying that if Rusty and White got married right out of college they would’ve avoided a lot of problems and ended up much happier and fulfilled. Just saying. Just throwing it out there.
it’s two in the morning and I’m just thinking about how kristen stewart and kanye would make the saddest couple
my social anxiety gets to me a lot, like sometimes i can’t bring myself to follow artists i like because i feel they would hate me dshgafsdhjs
sugoittarius replied to your post: you know what sucks?when both your par…What type of dog would you want though :0?an australian shepherd or a shiba ;u;
dragon8993 is an incredibly awesome person, they explained to me that they were sent the comic and didn't know the artist and that they had no intention of discrediting me and that they would immediately take down the post,all the while being incredibly
official-ladyblog: nutlas: You know that butt wiggle thing that cats do before they pounce? yeaa you guys know what I’m talking about #IM SCREAMIN BC…..WHAT CONVERSATIONS HAVE THEY HAD ABT THIS #“chat why are u shaking ur butt like that” #“lol
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I love Team Magic because they can say that they’re just gonna be up in Webby’s room playing with stuffed animals or something and you’re like ‘aww’ but in actuality it’s like this:Webby: “WHERES THE MONEY, CAPTAIN CUDDLECAKES?? And don’t
xyxyz1112: making each other laugh they probably have this really weird shared sense of humor that no one else gets and everyone is kinda concerned about their well being, cause they’ll start whispering or saying random shit and suddenly just lose it.
aww, now they’re arguing with each other they’re so close now uwu
insidiousmisandry replied to your post: insidiousmisandry replied… i mean yeah i see them as that way at first but idk??? i imagine yumi growing up to be a pretty sexual being. but yeah i do feel like sachiko would actually be closer to asexual
would yall be interested if I made some uhhhhhh adoptables? :3
